So here is a list of random stuff that will give you an intimate look into my soul…
-I’ve gained more insight from South Park than any political figure in the last 10 years.
-The episode of Futurama where Bender houses a civilization while floating through space better explains religion than any thing else I have ever seen and read…. Ever!
-I’m an avid Juggler and believe ‘Conga’ by Gloria Estefan is the best song to juggle too hands down (Just ask Brian Jones!)
-Beer Pong is the greatest sport in the world
-I like Tattoos
-I like Salvador Dali
-I like Tattoo’s of Salvador Dali [a + b = c]
-Shirts that say things like: “If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay off the porch” or “Don’t like my attitude, take a number!” are only one step above the evolutionary tier of Leather Nascar hats. A very small step…
-He-Man will always be cool as shit!
-Wrestling hasn’t been cool since Papa Shango started lighting people on fire. End of Story.
- Thin Lizzy and King Crimson are two of the most underrated bands of all time.
-No matter how hard people try and convince me, ‘50-Cent’ will never have even once ounce of talent… for Christ’s sake he doesn’t even know what a syllable is. He needs to read some Dr. Seuss and listen to KRS-ONE.
-I like to read… sadly I haven’t been near the avid reader I used to be. Some of my favorite books include: The Story of B (Daniel Quinn), The Art of War (Sun Tzu), Johnny Got His Gun (Dalton Trumbo), Brave New World (Aldous Huxley), 1984 + Animal Farm (George Orwell), Jonathan Livingston Seagull and Illusions (Richard Bach)
-Currently I’m reading Meatball Sundae (Seth Godin) which is actually the reason I’m writing this Blog now…
-Whole-Wheat over White
-And lastly 'Get Fucked' is one of the best sayings to come out in the last decade.
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